St Joseph Statue: Sell Your House Fast
What's this? Bury a statue of St. Joseph in your yard and you'll have better luck selling your heretofore dead-in-the-doldrums mcmansion? I love this!
One of my favorite economists writes:
Sales of statues of St. Joseph are skyrocketing; it has been a long-time popular belief that burying a statue of St. Joseph in the basement of your home helps you sell your home when housing is in trouble. Those statue sales skyrocketed in the housing bust of the early 1990s and they are going through the roof again today.
Holy S! Or should I say, Holy J!
This sounds like easy money for at least 6 to 12 months. Ok, I know I have that affiliate login for Amazon somewhere. Now, if I can find a St. Joseph statue to sell. BINGO!!!
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Comments
My favorite was the $40 million ad campaign from the National Association of Realtors. The tagline is "It's a great time to buy OR sell a home!"
Win-win!
Posted by: fishbones | November 6, 2006 5:10 PM